The Prince of Party Justin Poole

I am the Prince of Party, Justin Poole. I write tales of love, life, lust and the occasional gunfight.
I am an explorer in a time with no frontiers

I always see people say things like “People on the internet are more interesting”

And I always thought that was a little pathetic 

I’ve always been rather hateful towards people who place such importance on internet relationships.  Its just always seemed so silly to me.

I still feel this way.

There are tons of people in my every day life who are vastly more interesting and important to me than random people on the internet.

The only problem I’ve had lately is that it feels like people who are on the internet are more interested in me than the people in my every day life.

The Salvation Army is a hate group.

The Salvation Army spends a large portion of the donations they receive every year lobbying and fighting against equal rights and pro choice legislation 

The Salvation army does not believe in gay rights.  The Salvation Army does not believe in equal rights.

Nor do they believe that childbirth is the choice of the mother.

They also destroyed Harry Potter toys which had been donated to them instead of donating them to needy kids or even giving them to another charity to donate because of the religious implications.

So you might want to think twice before putting your change in that red bucket.

http://americablog.com/2004/11/details-of-the-salvation-armys-rabidly-anti-gay-politics.html


Evil gleams in the dashboard lights

I heard her muttering the words over and over beneath her breath 

“Psycho killer 78, don’t go into the bathroom with me.”

I had no idea what she could possibly mean so I just turned the radio up a bit and drove on.

She was a goddess of smut.  A crust punk killer queen.  A divine deviant with a desire for destruction.

I wanted nothing to do with her.  I wanted every single thing she had to offer.

We drove on and on through the night knocking over a couple liquor stores to keep our gas tank full and our mouths fed.  She wouldn’t speak a word in the car but once the action hit it was like watching a superhero in action, well I suppose super villain would be more fitting.  

She’d blast open the door just as her angelic features contorted into a snarl, smash the barrel of her gun into the face of the first person she came across and then leap onto the counter and begin shrieking her demands.

They were always met.  

Back on the highway she’d lose herself in comic books that read more like horror stories, all blood and guts and rape and decapitation.  Every other page or so something particularly gory would strike her fancy and she’d let out a bit of snort which would turn into a giggle which would turn into an almost hysterical outburst of maniacal cackling.  

The way her eyes would light up during these laughing fits was almost erotic.  I knew I was falling for her.

The two men had been at war for years

And now they found themselves standing opposite one another once again. Behind them lay the universes greatest warriors, beaten and broken at the hands of these two powerful heroes. The two had fought their way through the most prestigious battle arts tournament known to man only to find themselves face to face, the stakes now the highest they had ever been. In order to fulfill their destiny and place their hands upon the trophy which would promise them eternal glory they would go one on one for the final time.  

From atop the great mountain Karobeen , a messenger descended, scroll in hand.  He took his place before the massive crowd and bellowed out the decree handed down to him by the great Gods.  This final match of the tournament, which would crown the ultimate warrior king was to be determined under Submission rules. The only way to win being to make your opponent declare you his superior.  A truly humiliating way to suffer defeat, especially at the hands of a long time foe.

The two men entered the circle in which their fates would be decided and from high upon the mountain the drums began to beat.  The beautiful Princess of the Midlantian tribe stepped forth and lit the first torch, upon her signal, the daughters of each nation comprising the Global Federation of United Empires stepped forward and lit their respective torches.  The ring of fire lit up the holy circle, the light of the flames danced on the faces of both great warriors.  

The battle raged for hours with neither man gaining a true advantage.  Each time the momentum seemed to shift, when it would look as if one were about to take control, the pendulum would once again swing.  As the last of Midlantia’s moons vanished behind Mount Karobeen’s massive peak the two warriors lay bloody and beaten in the center of the holy circle.  The crowd remained boisterous despite the many hours they had spent cheering the great battle.  From atop the mountain the drummers continued their rhythmic pounding as if seeking to will the two mens hearts to never stop beating.  

“ASLAT”

Bellowed Necrolust

“THIS ENDS NOW”

The ghastly terror of a man struggled to his feet at last, only to see his nemesis rise to meet his glare.

He sprang forth, his massive shoulder smashing into Aslat’s sternum.  The two mens momentum carried them out of the circle and into the mountain wall.  As they collided into the rock with magnificent force, boulders from above crumbled down the face of the mountain, the crowd let out a collective gasp as the two men were buried beneath the rock.  The watchers went silent, but on beat the drums.

After what seemed an eternity the rubble began to shift and out of the mess climbed the two men.  The crowd erupted into loud chants for their hero Aslat.

He stumbled forward and fell to his knees.  Behind him Necrolust seemed to be out on his feet, he shuffled forward, tripping over his own feet before catching himself on a large boulder.  Aslat stood once more.  He turned and strode slowly back towards Necrolust.  From his belt he pulled out his whip, handed down to him by his creators, it held within it powers not understood by mortal men.  He pulled Necrolust to his feet and shoved him back into the circle.  He struck him one last time with a mighty elbow to the back of his neck.  Necrolust crumbled to the ground.  Aslat now drug him to the very edge of the circle, he raised his hands above his head and began tying him by his wrists to one of the outer torches.

A hush fell over the crowd as they waited to see what Aslat had planned.

He drug himself to the next torch and with a mighty roar he broke it free of its perch.  He lay it down on the ground and picked up the basin from which it drew its fuel.  He made his way back to Necrolust and dumped the oil on his felled foe. Necrolust spit and sputtered as the thick oil poured down his face and body.

It was suddenly clear what Aslat aimed to do.

He picked up the torch and turned back to Necrolust

He began to lower the flame

The drums began to beat faster, harder, louder.  The crowd once again fell silent.

Aslat turned to them and spoke

“I, Aslat, son of no one, descended from the bowels of machines am the greatest warrior of all empires.  Speak it so or burn to the bone Necrolust”

The drums ceased their beating.

And Necrolust spoke through his mouth of blood and broken teeth.

“I shall never admit you better than I Aslat, you are federation scum and soon you and all you seek to champion shall know the true will of the tyrants you protect”

Aslat turned towards him, a look of pure hatred burned from his eyes.

“Never speak ill of the Federation foul beast!”

“Now once again I command you, admit me your superior or die where you lay.”

Necrolust struggled to sit, his hands still bound above his head, and leaned forward as far as he could.

He whispered just loud enough for Aslat to hear him.

“Burn me slave”

And with that Aslat lowered the torch to the face of Necrolust and lit him ablaze.

He did not scream as he died.

Winter in Paris

I sat and watched as downtown Paris vanished from our seven thousand dollar a night view.  Fog into condensation into frost into ice until everything was gone.

I suppose the tour is postponed.

Alexis was on the bed.  She was wearing the black dress she’d bought herself as a second anniversary gift.  I didn’t want to know the price, whatever it was it wasn’t worth it.  She could make a cobbled together sack of rags look like a million dollars.

Yet I suppose the finer things in life do enjoy the finer things in life and I knew what I’d signed up for when I first asked for her hand.  She’d been the one to ask for the prenuptial agreement despite the fact that I was the one with everything to lose.

And so I found myself contractually obligated to pay her a most handsome salary for the rest of her days should we decide to part ways.  It certainly made it easier to forgive her transgressions.

It’d become easier and easier each and every mishap.

No matter how she flirted with the bell boy or winked at the waiter.

No matter if I came home a bit too early to find a strange vehicle parked in my driveway.

Each time I’d forgive

yet I can’t seem to forget.

Apathy has replaced my passion for this woman.

I suppose your heart can only be broken so many times before the pieces become too small to put back together.

So here I sit in Paris France 

Watching the snow envelop the city

Concealing myself from her wicked desires. 

Feeling colder inside than I suppose it is out.

Explain to me the purpose of having a featured tag on your blog

Someone tell me why you would need a section of your blog dedicated to the posts of yours that have been featured.

Being featured isn’t some illustrious honor only the best writers achieve.  

It means nothing more than some random editor happened to like something you wrote that day.

Tumblr editors aren’t literary critics or professional writers or real editors.  

Half of them aren’t even decent writers.

I’m just trying to understand why people seem to think its important to show off the work some random person decided was good enough to be featured.

Why not have a tagged section to show every single thing you’ve ever written that has been liked by at least one person?  

Its the same thing.

Wild and free

When he arrived home that night it was late.  Late enough for her to have fallen asleep waiting for him but he was a bit drunk and very horny so she’d just have to wake up.  

He took his clothes off and slid into bed behind her.  She began to stir as she felt his warm body pressing against hers.  He let his hands glide down her back and stop at her bare ass.  Squeezing her ass he whispered into her ear “If you’re not soaking wet right now I’m going to be very upset.”

He reached around to feel her freshly shaved pussy.  She was wet, but not wet enough.  

He pulled her out of the bed by a handful of hair and layed her over his knee.  Time and time again his hand fell swiftly, striking her ass until it was red and swelling.  With each and every single spank she could feel herself getting wetter and wetter.  The pain was immense and her eyes were watering but she’d never felt so aroused.

As he continued spanking her he made her tell him just how much she loved his cock.  He demanded she tell him where she wanted to be fucked.  Where she wanted him to cum.  She squirmed with delight as she described to him her obsession.

He reached beneath her and was satisfied with what he felt.  He put her fingers to her mouth to let her taste.  She sucked them into her mouth greedily, loving the taste of her arousal on his fingers.  

He pulled his hand from her mouth and grabbed a hold of her wrists pulling her arms behind her back.  He reached down and took the belt from his pants and used it to fasten her wrists together.  He pushed her face into the bed and took his place behind her raised ass.

Slowly he pushed the head of his cock into her dripping wet pussy.  She began to moan as if she’d cum right then.  He slowly rubbed it up and down her pussy making her shake with pleasure.  Just as he was about to thrust into her she thrust back against him impaling herself on his thick hard cock.  

That was a mistake.

He grabbed her by the binds around her wrists and pulled her to her feet, spun her around to face him and slapped her across the face.  She let out a surprised yelp but was cut off by his hand around her throat as he took her down to the bed.  With both hands wrapped around her neck he thrust into her with every ounce of strength he had.  Her entire body convulsed.  She wrapped her legs around his body pulling him in closer as he slammed into her again and again.  Just as she was about to pass out he relaxed his grip

and she felt him explode inside of her

Setting off wave after wave of orgasm as her body clenched his.

loozerduckling answered your question: Respond to this post with some sort of writing prompt

Write about a winter storm in Paris, experienced by touring couple.

I sat and watched as downtown Paris vanished from our seven thousand dollar a night view.  Fog into condensation into frost into ice until everything was gone.

I suppose the tour is postponed.

Alexis was on the bed.  She was wearing the black dress she’d bought herself as a second anniversary gift.  I didn’t want to know the price, whatever it was it wasn’t worth it.  She could make a cobbled together sack of rags look like a million dollars.

Yet I suppose the finer things in life do enjoy the finer things in life and I knew what I’d signed up for when I first asked for her hand.  She’d been the one to ask for the prenuptial agreement despite the fact that I was the one with everything to lose.

And so I found myself contractually obligated to pay her a most handsome salary for the rest of her days should we decide to part ways.  It certainly made it easier to forgive her transgressions.

It’d become easier and easier each and every mishap.

No matter how she flirted with the bell boy or winked at the waiter.

No matter if I came home a bit too early to find a strange vehicle parked in my driveway.

Each time I’d forgive

yet I can’t seem to forget.

Apathy has replaced my passion for this woman.

I suppose your heart can only be broken so many times before the pieces become too small to put back together.

So here I sit in Paris France 

Watching the snow envelop the city

Concealing myself from her wicked desires. 

Feeling colder inside than I suppose it is out.

I have decided to stop being a miserable asshole.

justinpoole:

For far too long I have allowed the ignorance of others to impede my happiness.

I would take stupidity as a personal insult and feel as if it were my job to educate and enlighten.

The problem with this is people do not want to be educated.  People want to remain ignorant.  A stupid person can be smashed over the head again and again with cold hard facts and will still continue to deny the truth if it disagrees with what they have decided to believe.  There is absolutely no point in trying to help the helplessly stupid.  As the old saying goes “ignorance is bliss” and I suppose that is true, because some of the stupidest people I have ever encountered have also been some of the happiest.

Personally, I would rather be unhappy and informed as opposed to a mindless slack jawed mouth breathing moron with a sunny disposition, but I suppose I should finally allow others to be as they wish to be.

So from here on out I will no longer allow the stupidity of others to drag me down.  No longer will I attempt to enlighten the uneducated masses.  

I will from now on focus only on my personal goals and nothing else.

Feel free to rot in your ignorance.  I shall no longer allow myself to be dragged down to your level in an attempt to better you.  From now on, I only do whats best for me.

A stream of nonsense.

I am going to just type and type and see what happens.  Type and type with little to no thought into what I am writing and absolutely no editing, I wish you could see how fast I am typing this because I am actually a very fast typist.  Right before I started typing this I broke the left click button thingy on my laptop and had to fish the button out with a pair of tweezers in order to fix it.  Prior to that I was eating a sandwich from Subway.  Turkey with everything on it.  Heathur hates it when I ask for everything because she once worked at Subway and it is apparently a real hassle to try and put together a sandwich with everything on it.  In the middle of that last sentence the charger jack fell out of my laptop.  It always falls out.  It really annoys me.  Also my disc drive is broken and I am missing all my arrow keys and the right shit key and the enter key because Olivia pulled them off.  Do you use both shift keys?  I only use the left shift Key.  I’m not sure why that it is I suppose my typing just evolved that way for some reason.  I am pausing a bit here because I’m not sure where this is going.  I am listening to Brand New while I type this.  I never listen to music with vocals while writing anything because the melodies always sneak their way into my writing.  I am listening to the album Deja Entendu which is most peoples favorite Brand New album.  My favorite Brand New album is Daisy which is most peoples least favorite. The Devil and God are Raging Inside of Me is my second favorite and then Deja Entendu is third.  Some days I think Brand New is my favorite band.  Other days it is Bad Religion still other days it would be Alkaline Trio.  I probably just love music too god damn much to really ever have one constant favorite.  I haven’t been listening to Bright Eyes lately, for awhile they were my favorite band.  I was really disappointed with the last Bright Eyes album.  It sounded a bit like Conor is running out of material but I suppose I can’t really blame him, the guy has been writing songs since he was but a wee boy.  

I am on something like four hours of sleep in the last three days.  I have to work 11pm till 7 am tonight.  I should probably go to sleep.  I am going to do this once this reaches some sort of conclusion, but really where does something end that never knew where it was going in the first place?  If I had nothing at the beginning what could I possibly make of it in the end?  Is this all a waste of time? Is anyone even reading this?  Reply to this post and tell me you read it.  If you read it.  I really hope you read it.  I really hope you read everything I write.  I share tiny hidden little pieces of who I really am in every single thing I write.  I don’t think any of you actually know which pieces are real. I don’t know if any of you are real.  I’m sure most of you don’t think I am real.  But reality is subjective and it could soon be proven that we are nothing more than a computer simulation thought up by some wickedly devious being far beyond our level of comprehension but that would mean this force is actually the one in control of the things I am currently typing and if that is true than why would he or she or it or them be talking about themselves in such obtuse terms.  Verbose.

Verbose is one of my favorite words.

Also thrust.

The Matrix 

I started to think I was in the matrix there for a second.

I am thinking of writing a novel based on a world where religion is obsolete and every member of society is scientifically literate.  The only problem with this is what problems would arise in a world so god damn perfect.  

The Bible Belt.  If you’re not familiar google it.  I live directly in the center of the God Damn Bible Belt.  Surrounded by racists, homophobes, morons and bible thumping lunatics who want to teach creationism in public schools.

What I would love to know is what these idiots would say to the idea of teaching Muslim religious ideals in public schools.  They’d fucking freak out! Thats what they’d do!  Fucking assholes!

I am in a red state surrounded by red states surrounded by fat uneducated mouth breathing miscreants and it drives me fucking crazy.

Fuck religion.

Well

that seems like a good place to end

If there is any running theme of Justin Pooles blog its probably just that

I fucking hate religion.

Goodnight.