1892 – Premiere performance of The Nutcracker by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky in Saint Petersburg, Russia.
Who the fuck is listening to this shit?
ATTENTION Asking Alexandria/Emmure/Winds of Plague/Suicide Silence/Chelsea Grin/Other Mall Metal Bands
You are not supposed to form entire songs based on nothing but breakdowns. You are missing the fucking point of a breakdown.
Breakdowns are a perfectly fine component of a song just like chicken is a fine part of any meal but when I go out to eat I don’t order a chicken appetizer with my chicken entree with a chicken on the side and chicken for desert.
Learn how to write actual guitar riffs you fucking chumps.
Also, you look like tools.
Whoever has the job of deciding which artists are similar on Pandora is a fucking moron.
How do I get that job? Because sitting around listening to thousands of bands every day and grouping them by genre sounds like a fucking awesome job.
Fuck you for playing The Gin Blossoms on my Alkaline Trio station.
My band Tropical Storm! is trying to raise money to finance a tour. Gas is super expensive and we are all super poor. We won’t be using this money on hotels or fancy meals. It will be almost entirely spent on gas. We will be eating ramen noodles and sleeping in our vehicle every night.
If every one of my followers donated one dollar we would nearly double our goal.
Just a few dollars can help us live our dreams! There are tons of great rewards available. You wouldnt be just giving us money. You’d get things like buttons, stickers, our album, personal thank yous in the linear notes of the album, we will even write and record a song about you!
Even if you can’t afford a few dollars you can help tremendously by re-blogging this post or by inviting people to the facebook event. I would appreciate any support more than I can express in words. I will also try to express it in words by writing poetry or short stories for anyone who donates!
Here are the links.
Please click em! Watch the videos. They are funny!