I’ve got my hi-tops and my denim vest
Gotta find the patches that’ll look the best
Grow my hair to match the rest
Hope I can pass the thrash fashion test!
Theres Zombies! And Pizza! And parties galore!
Everything cool from the 80’s and more!
Mutants and Satan and B Movie Gore
Death! Destruction! and Total War!
We’ll recycle the riffs that our grandpas played
Try to get famous off the names they made
Hope we get signed to metal blade
We only play thrash for the heavy metal babes!
We’ll smoke all the weed and drink all the beer
We really like to party! I promise! I swear!
No way is this a gimmick, its really not an act
We’re super rad dudes and we’re bringing thrash back!
Our flip bill hats are the coolest around
We wanna rage rage and party down!
Did I mention we like pizza cause yeah we fucking do!
Oh Yeah and we also totally party harder than you!