Tropical Storm! presents Queso Maximo from the upcoming EP “It isn’t easy being cheesy”
I’ve got my hi-tops and my denim vest
gotta find the patches that’ll look the best
Growing my hair out to match the rest
Hope I can pass the thrash fashion test
There’s zombies! and pizza! and parties galore
everything cool from the 80’s and more
Mutants and satan and b-movie gore
death! destruction! and total war
More pizza, and beer, and tasty thrash licks
all the metal sluts want to jump on our dicks
Party all night, then sleep all day
This ain’t easy, living life this way
We’ll recycle the riffs that our grandpas played
try to get famous off the names they made
Hope we get signed to metal blade
we only play thrash for the heavy metal babes
We’ll smoke all the weed and drink all the beer
we really like to party, I promise, I swear!
No way is this a gimmick, it’s really not an act
we’re super rad dudes and bringing thrash back
There’s zombies! And pizza! And parties galore!
Everything cool from the 80’s and more
Mutants and satan and b-movie gore
Death! destruction! and total war
More pizza, and beer, and tasty thrash licks
all the metal sluts want to jump on our dicks
Party all night, then sleep all day
This ain’t easy, living life this way
Our flip bill hats are the coolest around
We wanna rage, rage, and party down
Did I mention we like pizza, cause yeah we fuckin’ do
Oh yeah and we also party harder than you
