Does anyone know Glen Becks phone number? What about Rush Limbaugh? I bet one of those dudes could point me in the right direction. Or maybe I should just go into televangelism. Now that is a career choice made only by horrible assholes.
See the problem is, I truly am a horrible and miserable person. I do have a lot of redeeming factors. I have a lot of good qualities. However, the one personality trait I possess which overrides all the rest is one which promises to keep me miserable for the rest of my life. I simply cannot deal with stupid people. They disgust me. And being the horrible and loathsome person I am, I tend to think nearly everyone I meet is, in fact, a stupid person.
One of my greatest joys in life comes from infuriating or depressing stupid assholes. In case you don’t understand what I mean let me simplify it for you, I receive great joy from making others suffer. I truly love emotionally and mentally abusing other humans.
This is not a good way to live your life.
However, there has to be some sort of silver lining to this gloomy cloud constantly hanging over my everyday existence. There has to be some reason why I constantly feel the need to humiliate others. There has to be some point to my lifelong obsession with putting down those I feel better than. I mean, there has to be right?
Surely this is not to be my entire life. There must be some good I can do while continuing to harass imbeciles.
I must figure out a way to harness their stupidity and use it for my own personal gain. That must be the answer. Once I have ridden a wave of mediocrity to the top echelon of assholes around the world I can use my platform as biggest dick in the world to truly impact the way we live life.