When the missionaries arrived, the Africans had the land and the missionaries had the bible. They taught us how to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had the land and we had the bibles.
—Jomo Kenyatta
Attention Christians
Perhaps you should learn more from your so called savoir
and care more about the rights and well being of your fellow humans
and less about trying to force others to obey the “rules” of YOUR religion.
Christianity is hilariously stupid.
“Oh, you raped and murdered several children and kittens while purposely polluting and beating women, well as long as you ask for the forgiveness of Christ you can get to heaven.”
OR
“Oh, I see you spent your entire life doing volunteer work and teaching young children how to read, it also says here you donated your lifes savings to cancer research, how nice of you. But it seems you don’t believe in Jesus, so you have to burn in hell for eternity.”
Makes sense right?
Fuck you.
A step by step guide on getting paid while getting saved
Step One. You create a need for a product.
By informing people that they are born sinners with an inherent need for Jesus Christ/a hole that only Jesus can fill, you create a need.
Step Two. Offer a product.
Religion is your product! The all mighty savior is just what humans need to fill that hole God created in them.
Step Three. Offer incentives for purchasing your product and consequences which will come if your product is not purchased.
When you allow Jesus into your life you will receive eternal salvation! If you deny Jesus you will suffer all eternity in the fiery pits of hell!
Step Four. Create a sense of urgency.
War! Crime! Disease! Car Accidents! You could die at any moment! You must ask Jesus into your life TODAY or suffer the eternal flames of hell! BUY NOW BE SAVED NOW!
Be sure to remind your patrons that the end of times is surely coming as it says in the bible. War, floods, famine etc. All the signs are there. Ignore the fact that all of these things have been prevalent throughout history, surely now we are truly seeing the end of days.
REPENT! ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!
Step Five. PROFIT!!
The preceding has been a quick guide for confusing and taking advantage of simple minded fools.
Please do not share this information with the masses.
I am so goddamn sick of seeing the rights of White American Christian Males
trampled on.
The amount of persecution and discrimination they deal with on a daily basis is just totally unfair.
Republican horrified to discover that Christianity is not the only religion
http://jezebel.com/5923898/republican-horrified-to-discover-that-christianity-is-not-the-only-religion
”I actually support funding for teaching the fundamentals of America’s Founding Fathers’ religion, which is Christianity, in public schools or private schools. I liked the idea of giving parents the option of sending their children to a public school or a Christian school.”
“We need to insure that it does not open the door to fund radical Islam schools. There are a thousand Muslim schools that have sprung up recently. I do not support using public funds for teaching Islam anywhere here in Louisiana.”
What a god damn fucking moron. People like this need to be shot in the face.
I hate these sorts of people more than I hate anything else in the world.
I am often asked if I still think we should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity. The answer is: Now more than ever!
—Ann Coulter
A Poem About Satan
Satan never assumed that you wanted him to die for you.
He wouldn’t put that sort of guilt onto your shoulders.
In Gods eyes he may have sinned
but this is the same God who told us beating your slaves is okay as long as they don’t die
This is the same God who destroyed the entire population of earth apart from a drunk and his family
after telling us Thou Shall Not Kill
This is the same God who told us it is an Abomination to lie with a man as you would a woman.
But who created in all beasts a desire for familiar flesh.
Satan never set out any ridiculous rules for us to follow
He was simply punished by this so called just God for believing that he should have free will.
Satan Rules. God and Jesus Suck.
Religion is for schmucks.
Believe in yourself.
Faggot
For he gave his only begotten son
And said to him
Go to earth
Go to these people
Oppress them with mysterious language open to interpretation
Torture and manipulate them for centuries to come
OMG!!! There r so many of u that really really need to grab ahold of the bible & read it & go to church!! Sad sad world we r living in. Gay is a down right sin & I will NEVER Vote for it. I am so against it!! But that’s my opinion & yes Mr. Obama needs to read it as well. I will NEVER b for him either. I can’t stand either one!! But whoever wants to get on here & say & think they know it all well when u r for it or try & bad mouth when it comes to the Bible & God well u got a lot to learn & I really feel sorry for yas when the day comes that u have to answer to him. Yes love is between 2 people but God intended it to b for…MAN & WOMAN!! GAY IS A SIN!! so good luck when the time comes & u have to answer to him at the pearly white gates….
I’m sorry but I am against it. It is a HUGE sin to be homosexual. Hence why god destroyed sodom and gammorah. It was after an angel of the lord went to lots house and the men in the town came knocking on his door wanting the strange man to have his way with, that god decided enough was enough and burned both cities to the ground. I respect everyones opinion supporting homosexuality, but I believe in my bible. Hence I am not gonna push the issue further, God will send all sinners to hell anyway
Re-blog this post if you’ve accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savoir
They say darkness is simply the absence of light and I am now living my life beneath the brightest star to ever shine. He will illuminate my path as I make my way out of the darkness.
He has filled the hole I have felt in myself since my earliest memories. With Jesus in my life I am now complete.
