I was sailing across the sea when a devious notion occurred to me
A plan for fun yes dark indeed, a way to set my prisoners free
So into the bowels of my ship I strode to pluck a few from where they rowed
Up to the deck they were forced to go, my evil intentions they could not know
I faced the first and without a word I sliced his belly with my sword
I reached into his stomach and as he began to shout I grabbed his guts and I pulled them out!
I nailed his intestines to a post and then came the part I enjoyed most
I cracked my whip to break his trance and then I commanded the fool to dance
Around the post he danced his best to keep my whip from biting his flesh
And when he collapsed in his misery we tossed his body into the sea
And there he’ll stay for eternity Alive no longer but finally free.