The King of Thrash Justin Poole

I am the King of Thrash, Justin Poole. I write tales of love, life, lust and the occasional gunfight.
I am an explorer in a time with no frontiers

My friend Tony and I are starting a new genre of rap

Its called Self-Depreciation rap.

We’ve had enough of MC’s who use every single song to talk about how great they are and tell you how much awesome stuff they have or how many girls they have sex with.

We’re gonna flip this game on its ear and blast open a whole new market.  We’re takin the rap game to the next level.

The gutter.

Yo Yo

Lets bust it.

My names Sketchy T and I look bad naked and I can’t make you cum so bitch you better fake it.  I aint got no job, aint got no class and all the bitches I fuck are straight white trash.

I dropped out of school cause I couldn’t make the grades gonna drop out of life cause I can’t get laid.  My tanks on E and I’m countin dimes, runnin out of gas, runnin out of time.

We aint got no money

Aint got no jobs

Cant afford nice clothes

So we dress like slobs

Dont have the style 

Dont have no skills

Aint got no cash

Cant pay the bills.

My names JP and Im fat as fuck.  Never been cool yeah Ive always sucked.  Cant talk to girls I get too nervous so I just watch porn like a big ass pervert.  All day long on the internet. Still a virgin I aint lost it yet.  I talk to girls in chatrooms online but I cant close the deal they’ll never be mine.  So I’ll just jack off all day long and smoke the resin from my uncles bong.

We aint got no money

Aint got no jobs

Cant afford nice clothes

So we dress like slobs

Dont have the style 

Dont have no skills

Aint got no cash

Cant pay the bills.

Yeah we’re white trash losers and we’re cheap drug users.  We’re dirty ass hooisers and we’re bottom shelf boozers.  We can’t afford to live in style and we’re too damn dumb to live in denial.  Shoulda read more books shoulda learned to cook, shoulda studied in school, shouldnt act like fools.  But now its too late and we’re broke as fuck and we’ll never get paid cause these rhymes plain suck.

  1. hookersorcake said: I think you may be on to something here.
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