If you actually purchased 50 shades of Grey
You deserve to be punched in the face
Cunt.
September 2012
The assassination
Delayed by treason
he strode through the great jungle of Amethyst
The moons of Rozohon shone brightly overhead
Silently he stalked
Wary of awakening any foul beast inhabiting the area
Deception
Destruction
Desolation
His mind raced with delicious visions of death
Betrayed by his lovely Lady Poison
Her mentor and Queen would feel his revenge
August 2012
I love Book Fairs
A Treasury of American Literature
The Works of Mark Twain
Moby Dick-Herman Melville
The Western Paradox-Bernard Devoto
Super Fiction An Anthology
Writing the Blockbuster Novel-Albert Zuckerman
Writing the News, Print Journalism in the Electronic Age-Walter Fox
The Comet Book-Robert Chapman
Emma-Jane Austen
Americas Magnificent Mountains
The Outline of History-HG Wells
The Speakers Deskbook
Alfred Hitchcocks Your Share of Fear
Anna Karenina-Leo Tolstoy
Galaxy Science Fiction, March 1974
Encounters with Chinese Writers-Annie Dillard
Poetry of the Orient An Anthology
The Donner Party-George Keithley
The Confidential Clerk-T.S. Eliot
Four Short Novels-Herman Melville
Dreams That Come True-David Ryback
The Short Novels of Dostoevsky
The Practice of Writing
Handbook of Public Relations
Music:A Design for Listening
Great Short Stories of the World
Encyclopedia of Great Composers and their Music
Wizard-Ozzie Smith
The Media Handbook-Helen Katz
Telling Writing-Ken Macrorie
Confronting War-Ronald Glossop
The Time Machine-HG Wells
Foundation-Issac Asimov
Androcles and the Lion-Bernard Shaw
Great Expectations-Charles Dickens
The Moon is Down-John Steinbeck
In Cold Blood-Truman Capote
The Pocket Book of Short Stories
Dracula-Bram Stoker
Fiesta:The Sun Also Rises-Ernest Hemingway
Selected Short Stories of Nathaniel Hawthorne
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich-William Shirer
The Devils Virtuosos:German Generals at War-David Downing
Japan The Story of a Nation-Edwin O Reischauer
Albert Einstein Citizen of the World
The Complete Poems and Stories of Edgar Allan Poe
Prentice-Hall Handbook for Writers
One Way to Write Your Novel-Dick Perry
Dantes Inferno
Exploring the Planets-Iain Nicholson
Europe Through the Back Door-Rick Steves
The Waning of the Middle Ages-J.Huizinga
Writing Well-Donald Hall
Writers Handbook 2003
Handbook of Modern Marketing
The World of Copernicus-Angus Armitage
The Hills Beyond-Thomas Wolfe
For Writers Only-Sophy Burnham
101 Great American Poems
The Pocket Book of Quotations
Leaves of Grass and Selected Prose-Walt Whitman
The Heritage of America
Selected Works of Lord Byron
Language and Thinking a Philosophical Introduction
Prose Style A Handbook for Writers
A Book About a Thousand Things-George Stimpson
Selections from Ralph Waldo Emerson
Total Spent?
15 dollars.
Of course it is happening inside your head Harry but why on earth should that mean it is not real.
When Ron and Hermione Kiss
OH MY GOD HARRY POTTER IS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER
People who don't like Harry Potter are stupid.
Tell me about something that sends a chill up your spine
I rarely experience any emotions outside of bitterness and discontent
shot for giving her confidence? i don’t think so.
It isn’t about the confidence. Its about the fact that the kid is a fucking idiot.
"Please pray for everyone on the coast so that they may make it through this treacherous storm"
So you’re saying we should pray to the guy you think controls the weather because just maybe if enough of us ask nicely he won’t kill everyone with his horrible vengeance?
Yeah that sounds like the sort of dude I would worship.
“I AM GOING TO SMASH EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND DESTROY YOUR LIFE!!”
“But maybe I will reconsider if you get a bunch of your friends to beg me to spare you” -God
Excuse me motha fka but um if u dont have anything nice to say plz dont say it some ppl actually fangirl and care about…
See, these are the kind of idiots who like these shitty books
Maybe you would have more followers and get more recognition for your talent if you could just keep some of your more abrasive opinions to yourself. You are constantly antagonizing people and insulting others tastes and opinions. Just write and keep your opinions to yourself.
“Just write and keep your opinions to yourself”
That is literally the dumbest thing anyone has ever said to me. That really is an impressive achievement. This is a fluff free blog. All killer no filler baby. You get what I want to give you and that is a gigantic dose of disgusting truth.
I don’t write to pull at your heartstrings and make you long for the love that got away. I write to inform and enlighten the uneducated masses.
I am the greater good. I am here to save you from being another mindless cog in the machine. I want to set you free.
The Catcher in the Rye and The Perks of Being a Wallflower
BOTH SUCK
“Breast milk can cure homosexuality.”
—Todd Akin
Well if you completely take yourself off tumblr that larger audience is gone completely. I don't think it's that big of a decision really.
Maybe I should just secretly give this account to someone else for a month or something and see how many followers they lose or gain.
That would be a fun way to bring some excitement back to tumblr
If you wanna write stories and have them read. Try figment
Thank you for the tip! I will definitely check it out.
lol - I got a mention! I’m the “nugget” of shape poetry. Thanks for noticing random anon dude.
YOU SUCK LUKE
I feel that recently the things that get featured are all about fucking love. I fucking hate poems about love. It wouldn't bother me if other things got featured.... but it's literally 90% 'the way you touched my skin... blah blah blah' Then there's the little 'nugget' of shaped poetry. How clever, you had to form your words into an object to get your message across... ugh. But yeah don't go erotica is lovely.
Erotica is just as lame and just as easy to write as any dumb love poem.
I really don’t care about the features or any of that nonsense. I think I have just really grown out of caring about poetry or tumblr length prose.
I’d rather write horror stories all day. No one reads stories here. So I should just post them elsewhere.
