My greatest regret is that I have but one life to...
Tony Larussa has retired
They say it is always best to go out on top and Tony Larussa has decided to do just that. Fresh off the Cardinals World Series Championship, Tony has announced today, October 31st 2011, that he will be retiring from baseball. Tony has often been criticized for over managing as well as an inability to develop younger players but the kind of career he has put together is impossible to ignore. ...
A taboo love affair
You know me better than I know myself The things I need, the touch I crave Been together so very long now We won’t part even for the grave They say the first love is the greatest and because of us I know it is true They say you never forget And I know I’d never leave you Attached at the wrist You are a part of me Together forever We will always be No one could ever...
Attention 15 year old kids
Stop crying about how you need a boyfriend or girlfriend and do your fucking homework. Wankers.
Condoms ruin sex
What horror have you unleashed
All the magic in the world can not rewrite history. All the love in your heart can not save you from the truth. All the joy in the laughter of all the small children playing the favorite games of their youth can not bring back what they have taken from you. There will be no absolution. A time will come in the very near future when you have a chance to make a stand, you will be given a...
Things that Zombie movies are lacking
Zombie animals. Why arent there more zombie animals in movies? How bad ass would it be if a group of survivors were attacked by a zombie bear? Or zombie gorillas? Lets just say some dumb zombie fuck accidentally hits some switch allowing the gorillas to escape from their enclosure in the zoo, the gorillas attack a zombie and become infected and then are running around the city swinging from...
I just deleted someone from facebook for saying...
I have no room in my life for morons.
A painting without a frame
The magic of her being pours out of her eyes and into my mind Transfixed Astonished Words can only do so much I will never have the talent to describe the feeling The feelings The dance we dance each and every night She is of everything I had ever hoped to find I sense completeness in her touch White hot lightning She electrifies my skin I have never nor will I ever be as true as I...
And I'll never love again
Lost in the translation hidden in the metaphors She never found the one who could understand What is the subtext of the content You better say just what it is you mean Buried deep inside of her is the kind of fire that could burn down the world I keep digging deeper and deeper Hoping someday I will reach her core Hotter than hell and burning like Vampires in the sun Satans servants...
The last lovers on earth
I want to write of the end of the world but thats much too romantic a subject for me. Our unholiest of unions will surely lead to the dawning of the apocalypse Such a torrid romance could only end in disaster I suppose I could document it from my first person perspective But I’ll need to know how it ends Otherwise how will I be able to cash in on the worlds greatest romance?
Super Unpopular Opinion
Rocky Horror Picture Show is fucking stupid.
So, who's heard about this kid that stole seven...
ohyouvandal: He made the mistake of tweeting about it, and not taking any of his personal information off of his twitter. So, I think you guys can figure out what to do. Justin Gainey http://xjustinxedgex.tumblr.com http://twitter.com/#!/Designed4Brutal http://facebook.com/Justin.Gainey19 His cell number: 714 388 8763 Anyone who sees this kid at a show in the future should smash him in the...
This kid stole merch from a touring band and...
http://xjustinxedgex.tumblr.com/ He posted on twitter laughing about how he stole shirts from the hardcore band Defeater. What a great way to support independent musicians. These guys bust their asses out on the road all year long making little to no profit to try and bring their music to their fans without the help of big record labels or radio support. For many of them the only way they...
Long Distance Losers
I sleep on the floor between boxes and crates. Surrounded by my belongings, taking up space. Dreams become cluttered when your life is a mess. Life becomes stagnant when you fail each and every test. The refuge of a friends floor can offer so much more than just a place to rest. Drinks are on the house and laughs are in the air, can these days really be our best? If what lies ahead is more of...
I can go all night, from dusk till dawn
I satisfy the ladies with lust and brawn
I'm so good in bed
When I finish, the neighbors light up a cigarette.
The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen...– Ferdinand Magellan
Magic is real and wishes do come true
The trouble is there aren’t enough people around who believe in them.
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension...– Rod Serling
thevagabondking1-deactivated2012 asked: Justin, i doubt you'll post this .. but I wanted to tell you something. From my heart. Drunk it is, but truth i give. You have a gift. I wish you believed in it. Until the day you do, know I believe in you.
David Freese just lived his childhood dream
He just lived out the scenario most kids play out almost every day in their backyards while growing up. Extra Innings, tied game, and he hits a home run to win the game for his hometown team. Game 7 here we come baby!
There is a certain kind of lonely
There is a certain kind of lonely one feels when it is five am and your lover is across town in another bed A certain kind of lonely for the lonely in love When you’ve drank enough to send your head swimming but not yet enough to black out the night When questions without answers swim through your veins like a cheap drug something strong enough to send you buzzed but not quite enough to...
The Nickleback theory
Or, stupid people like stupid things. See also, the idiots have taken over. Have you ever found yourself listening to, reading, or watching something and thinking to yourself, how the hell is this popular? Well the Nickleback theory is the answer to your question. The sad truth is that the majority of people in the world are stupid. You can try your hardest to deny this, you can call me a...
I don't think people should be allowed to keep...
other than Dogs or Cats as pets. And I’m not particularly fond of zoos either.
And even God couldnt steal your thunder
Volatile and ferocious you came over me like a beast Docile and amenable I let you take control From that day all was different Everything I had and Everything I am has drastically changed. The power of pain has addictive qualities Like the rush I get when you tell me to leap My heart beats quickly My thoughts race frantically My emotions ramble confusedly I have lost all...
Death to the King of Men
Does true evil live within us? Oh master Who created all time and space Is the same who Created sin and fear instilled it deep within our being And gave us our capacity for hate All powerful creator Who made us in thy own image You must be the real monster One of unimaginable terror
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The love of my life
The scent of your perfume has let to leave my clothes. I can still hear the joy in your voice ringing in my ears. When I close my eyes, I see your face. Your eyes, your smile, your messy hair and the way it looked that night. I cant recall a more perfect memory. I held you tight and refused to let go, it was you that I wanted and you that I would have. You stared so deeply into my eyes I...
I'm starting to think it is too much to ask for...
Without the fear of eternal damnation. We’ve killed God and now we’re all living amongst demons. The world has turned evil and we’re in need of someone to punish us for our wicked ways. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you It seems such a simple concept Yet so many of us refuse to uphold it We lie, we cheat, we steal We rob, we rape, and we murder What is...
The Prince of Party is killing me
If you have to do it to feel normal It is no longer a hobby but an addiction When you realize you no longer enjoy the way you act but don’t stop acting You’ve become typecast and its time to move on Dont turn yourself into Mark Hamill A one trick pony who peaked too early I take a few drinks before I leave the house to keep my hands from shaking I adjust the bandannas in my back pocket Slip...
Making peanut butter in my mouth
It is 7 am and I like putting handfuls of peanuts in my mouth and chewing them until they are like peanut butter.
Though I wish to fill every open moment with words from you the day is long and you are weak with sleep Lay down your head across from mine rest your cheek on the cool smooth sheet hands on flesh and lips on lips nose to nose we start to doze your breath comes short but even and steady As I attempt to match my lungs to yours Slower now as you drift counting stars behind your lids Fly away...
It never feels as good the second time
The apprehension, the curiosity, the adrenaline, the anticipation. The building and building excitement that starts deep inside of you and slowly takes over your entire body until you feel it oozing out of your every pore, shaking your body from fingers to toes, clouding your judgement and blurring your thoughts. Your heart beats steadily but stronger than normal than frantic and rampant then...