January 2011
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Only the tumblr wrestling people will understand
why this is funny.
Friday night was my birthday show, it was also a show for my friend Brandon’s birthday. Brandon is an independent wrestler(tag partner of Mike Sydal, brother of Evan Bourne)
At the party after the show, once I had already blacked out entirely, Brandon and I apparently began to wrestle, but we didnt wrestle in a Im gonna choke you and make you tap out sort of way, no...
Some questions that need answers
From Friday night.
1.How did I fuck up my leg. 2.Why did I faceplant on a coffee table.3.Who broke the recliner.4.Who had a bag of wine. 5.Who fell into the bush in front of the house. 6.What was the hipster invasion. 7.Who was the girl that smelled bad. 8.Who are the girls I yelled at calling them whores. 9.What ridiculous drugs did I do? 10. Why did Brandon and I have a wrestling match...
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Happy Birthday Wayne Gretzky
The greatest athlete in the history of professional sports turns 50 today.
At the age of ten he scored 378 goals and had 139 assists in one season
In his first year in the NHL he won the most valuable player award(the first of 8 in a row) and scored 137 points, a record that still stands to this day. He tied for most points over all but the Art Ross trophy was awarded to Marcel Dionne who...
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I wont date a girl
who wears sweat pants in public
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“Where do twinks go in the winter while bears are hibernating?”
– Thrash Attack Zack
“I must have tried ordering a buzzsaw when I blacked out last night, they just...”
– Thrash Attack Zack
“Ya know in the future, when people see pictures of polar bears, they’re...”
– Thrash Attack Zack
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Tom Brady and the Patriots can suck it
As Tom Brady ascended to potential Hall of Fame status in his first three playoff runs, he turned in numerous last-minute drives that catapulted his New England Patriots to victory…most notably in the three Super Bowls the Patriots won in the 2001, 2003 and 2004 seasons. In starting his playoff career 10-0, Brady engineered five fourth-quarter drives that resulted in New England wins. At...
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loveislikeflying asked: honesty.
i don't agree with your moral standards,
but i seriously fucking love you.
you always make me smile.
i don't agree with your moral standards,
but i seriously fucking love you.
you always make me smile.
Found this little gem in my inbox
So, you don’t have to post this where anyone can see. I would just like to apologize for everything. I don’t agree with everything you say, but that’s okay. We don’t have to agree. I respect you as a person. You are a child of God. I let myself get caught up and forget that. I love you. God loves you. I hope you realize that. I’m praying for you. Right now, I ...
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